Homicidal motherfucker, visionary, scientist, friend of animals-enemy of humans. Sociopath, sweet talker, contortionist, uninhibited spoiled brat, saboteur, sex symbol. Study this web site and then wait for more information. There are billions of people who feel the same way The Tapedeck does.Īll thats left to do is organize this army. Too bad Bono is more interested in getting laid. If only they had the guts/ smarts/ desire/ to use this energy and power in revolutionary ways they could probably do a lot of good. Utilizing the domino theory, once the snowball starts rolling, it will get bigger and bigger until it crushes everything in its path.Įven mere rock bands like REM or U2 have immense capital and influence all over the earth. This may seem like a tall order but its not so ambitious really. * and to change almost EVERYTHING about our horrible planet. * reform capitalist swine and socialist nimrods * reform the entertainment industry, top to bottom * criticize critics, fellow artists, and anyone else they can heap some steam at * confront shithead politicians and corrupt governments everywhere * destroy cliches in all art forms (and thats a LOT of cliches!) This team of special talents has united to: They play all instruments and are geniuses in just about every field you can name, from plumbing, to fashion, to architecture, to business management. The Liquid Tapedeck is a maximalist power quartet of distinctive and brilliant artists who possess few limitations. but if you look at it here, you will lose some nice graphics.) (what follows is just much of the website's text in an easy scroll-down format. IS PETER ETCETERA REALLY PROHIBITED FROM USING HIS INDEX FINGERS? THE ∝ECK MUSEUM / OFFICIAL POSTER GALLERY! The Deck Museum / Official Poster Gallery. (NOTE:If you hate to read, you should probably just go straight to THE REST OF THIS WEBSITE HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN A LONG TIME! (Betcha 20 bucks Radiohead ain't got that.) (We got pictures of Henry Rollins giving head!) (And while you're here, examine our entire website before we overhaul it soon.) Now, help us get signed to DreamWorks so we can pay our rent and put out a box set every 6 months. (We have over 100,000 songs and musical pieces!)Ĭlassics like 'Fuck You, Sonic Youth', 'Rock-N-Roll Lawsuit', 'Baby Mama Jesus', 'And The Beating Goes On', 'Tight Crint Clid', 'Lesbian Slayer', 'McTallica', 'Lift Corgan's Wallet', 'Alternative Bee Gees', 'Carol Burnett Is A Nazi And Nazis Need To Die', 'Homosexuality Is Wrong', and plenty more, did not fit on the CD and that is an absolute shame. Over the next few months, we hope to put a few more MP3s here,īecause 75 of our killer songs and soundsketches-which we wanted to put on the CD (We're not that unoriginal, er, 'trendy'.) Sorry 'modern' rock lovers: there is no electric piano on ANY of these songs. (WARNING: these are not the best songs on the CD, but rather, some of the least offensive.)Ĥ. I mean, just look at these handsome motherfuckers!ĪND NOW, after many many personal troubles, our heroes have finally finished their remarkable promotional CD, 'Simple Pop Songs', (70 cuts in 80 minutes!Yeow!) out on SOUNDCAKES INTERNATIONAL, and if you want to know more about that, then click on the album cover below.įor all other Tapedeck meat, and a sampling of MP3s, continue to scroll down and click on a variety of rooms. Their bad luck is legendary, and is the reason why they aren't bigger than The Strokes yet. STILL, you will find many items of interest which will convince you that the Tapedeck is a more important band than the Flaming Lips or U2.įor those of you who don't know, The Tapedeck is the Greatest Musical Act EVER, but they are crippled by personal, financial, and social devastation. This website is still a work-in-progress however, as the band currently cannot afford the team of bespectacled internet-saavy korean teenage girls to crank this sucker to the top. Herein, you will find many insightful pages of the band's sexy artwork, brilliant /provocative /innovative lyrics, interviews of the band by some of today's hottest babes, magnificent manifestos/ essays, and a few MP3's from The 'Deck's colorful (yet questionable) promotional CD, 'Simple Pop Songs'. (Unless, of course, you worship retro and conservative rock music that lacks any creativity, such as Korn or Luna.)

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